lazydoctor's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Janurary Thirtieth 2010]

Holy shit!

My puppet lives! Thanks man that fucking rocked lolololol!

LotusClock responds:

Thanks for NOT providing me voice acting, you lazy bum. :3

[I have a small willy]

This is fucking great

Please elaborate more on the pain of this awesome willy.

Nicol3 responds:

Back in 1998, after a troubling sexual experience with my Great Great Grandfather Alfred Konichigawa, I firmly and eloquently decided that I would be better off as a woman. I lived with this mindset for years, hoping that I could one day solidify my dream into reality.

October of last year, I was offered a discount on a surgical procedure that would make my wish come true. A very lazy Doctor offered to remove my male genitals for around half the price of a breast reduction. Excited, I promptly accepted, and within a month, I had the Doc carefully scraping away at my very small Willy. I should've known what I was getting myself into.

Once my balls were removed, isolation anxiety set in. The constant slicing and hacking at my Willy's small yellow frame began to scar his weak and feeble mind. Once the removal process was complete, the vibrant, cheerful Willy I knew all-too-well had transformed into a starved, hollowed soul. His spirit was shattered.

With a heart heavy with pity, I asked for Willy to be placed in a display jar, in order to isolate him from my new life. On occasion, I look back on my Willy; always standing there, howling with anguish, anger, deprivation.

I've taught myself to drown out his screams, but on some nights, I can't help but weep.

[LL - Brucellosis]

Brucella Melitensis?

That was fucking great! Comedy gold, make more of these shorts, good stuff.

uglyslug responds:

Haha,

Brucella melitensis is one of the species of bacteria that cause brucellosis.

Are you a doctor, lazyDoctor?

[A ClockMass Christmas]

lol

Not bad, loved my part, thank you very much.

killer69bite responds:

np bros

[Discoball Dance Party!]

This is a review

This is a good review because I wrote it, in fact it's not only good it's FUCKING FANTASTIC... Like this animation.

Thanks.

polearmclock responds:

YOU ARE MEXICAN

[John's Wacky adventures!]

This is great!

Man, that kid is rolling like the pros!

polearmclock responds:

OH ITS YOU HELLO THERE

[Polearm]

That was fucking awesome!

And it's full of truth and win.

Wiiporter responds:

this review is full of truth and win.

[Omgbbq Cluwkz Sux]

Absolutely awesome

This is the kind of spirit that we need on pirateclock day!

SplatterClock responds:

Thanks for the kind review, lazydoctor!