00:00
00:00
View Profile lazydoctor

35 Movie Reviews

11 w/ Responses

4 reviews are hidden due to your filters.

clocr00

Amazing, 10/10 would watch again

Holy shit!

My puppet lives! Thanks man that fucking rocked lolololol!

LotusClock responds:

Thanks for NOT providing me voice acting, you lazy bum. :3

This is fucking great

Please elaborate more on the pain of this awesome willy.

Nicol3 responds:

Back in 1998, after a troubling sexual experience with my Great Great Grandfather Alfred Konichigawa, I firmly and eloquently decided that I would be better off as a woman. I lived with this mindset for years, hoping that I could one day solidify my dream into reality.

October of last year, I was offered a discount on a surgical procedure that would make my wish come true. A very lazy Doctor offered to remove my male genitals for around half the price of a breast reduction. Excited, I promptly accepted, and within a month, I had the Doc carefully scraping away at my very small Willy. I should've known what I was getting myself into.

Once my balls were removed, isolation anxiety set in. The constant slicing and hacking at my Willy's small yellow frame began to scar his weak and feeble mind. Once the removal process was complete, the vibrant, cheerful Willy I knew all-too-well had transformed into a starved, hollowed soul. His spirit was shattered.

With a heart heavy with pity, I asked for Willy to be placed in a display jar, in order to isolate him from my new life. On occasion, I look back on my Willy; always standing there, howling with anguish, anger, deprivation.

I've taught myself to drown out his screams, but on some nights, I can't help but weep.

YES THIS IS THE STUFF RIGHT HERE!

Make part 2, ok? GOD BLESS YOU MY N***A.

Get a sense of humor.

What was the point of that? Animate the shittiest jokes you could come up with? It was worse than a pikanjo flash, don't do that again.

Please.

Too fucking good!

One of the best lock animations out there, thank you for this, n***a.

Peace.

Good stuff!

Those duck.fla's never dissapoint me, never!

Really liked your animation, keep doing more.

Brucella Melitensis?

That was fucking great! Comedy gold, make more of these shorts, good stuff.

uglyslug responds:

Haha,

Brucella melitensis is one of the species of bacteria that cause brucellosis.

Are you a doctor, lazyDoctor?

Inredible.

That was awesome, please make part 2.

I spam

DNAClock @lazydoctor

Age 37, Male

Spammer

Spam school

Mexico City

Joined on 7/9/06

Level:
30
Exp Points:
9,490 / 9,990
Exp Rank:
3,607
Vote Power:
7.13 votes
Rank:
Staff Sergeant
Global Rank:
1,396
Blams:
1,545
Saves:
4,814
B/P Bonus:
26%
Whistle:
Bronze
Trophies:
1
Medals:
402