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Age/Gender: 23, Male
Location: Mexico City
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Latest Flash Reviews

43 Reviews | 15 w/ Responses

Score: 10
Televisa VS clocks

"Jaja que pedo?"

submission: Televisa VS clocks
date: August 15, 2009

Inesperado lo de televisa k, que cagado.

Happy clockday!

August 15, 2009

Author's Response:

jajaja gracias, tenia que pasar algun dia no?
Happy clock day!

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Score: 0
The Legend of Tuku

"That was fucking horrible"

submission: The Legend of Tuku
date: August 2, 2009

Seriously, get out of puberty already.

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Score: 10
I have a small willy

"This is fucking great"

date: July 8, 2009

Please elaborate more on the pain of this awesome willy.

July 8, 2009

Author's Response:

Back in 1998, after a troubling sexual experience with my Great Great Grandfather Alfred Konichigawa, I firmly and eloquently decided that I would be better off as a woman. I lived with this mindset for years, hoping that I could one day solidify my dream into reality.

October of last year, I was offered a discount on a surgical procedure that would make my wish come true. A very lazy Doctor offered to remove my male genitals for around half the price of a breast reduction. Excited, I promptly accepted, and within a month, I had the Doc carefully scraping away at my very small Willy. I should've known what I was getting myself into.

Once my balls were removed, isolation anxiety set in. The constant slicing and hacking at my Willy's small yellow frame began to scar his weak and feeble mind. Once the removal process was complete, the vibrant, cheerful Willy I knew all-too-well had transformed into a starved, hollowed soul. His spirit was shattered.

With a heart heavy with pity, I asked for Willy to be placed in a display jar, in order to isolate him from my new life. On occasion, I look back on my Willy; always standing there, howling with anguish, anger, deprivation.

I've taught myself to drown out his screams, but on some nights, I can't help but weep.

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Latest Audio Reviews

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Score: 10
Chips 'n' Tuna

"I dig it"

submission: Chips 'n' Tuna
date: July 13, 2009

Been looking to work with a musician for a flash project, if you are interested please PM me, if not, please keep making stuff like this :)

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Score: 10
uber sound - perfect happiness

"Yup, this song is happy."

date: December 29, 2008

While at some moments this feels like it was made in San Francisco, in the basement of a very gay guy, it's not.

It's a nice song, it may be the perfect soundtrack for a gay guy dancing around in his pink see-through underwear but it could also make a decent song for a game like... The Sims. And I like The Sims music, so, here, enjoy the 10.

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